Bazzokas, melons, cannonballs, tatas, howitzers, cans. No matter what you call them, there’s no denying, they ARE fun. Only one question remains, are they built for speed or comfort? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch, you.

I’m not sure which witty tool came up with that ingenious description, not to mention the name of the polo, “Fun Bags,” but aside from being one of the most pointless fashion innovations in a good while, I have to admit the idea is a fairly decent one.