matt miller is a filthy paizon

2009-12-17T15:21:00.000-08:00

2009-12-16T14:28:00.001-08:00

Bazzokas, melons, cannonballs, tatas, howitzers, cans. No matter what you call them, there’s no denying, they ARE fun. Only one question remains, are they built for speed or comfort? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch, you.

I’m not sure which witty tool came up with that ingenious description, not to mention the name of the polo, “Fun Bags,” but aside from being one of the most pointless fashion innovations in a good while, I have to admit the idea is a fairly decent one.

2009-09-21T17:12:00.001-07:00

Fact: You can achieve "sexual satisfaction" without taking off your clothing.

Fact: At some town hall meetings, you must stop speaking when the bell goes off.

Fact: Sometimes, you get cut off before the bell at the very moment you publicly announce your age ...and virginity.

Dont Touch That

2009-09-21T17:10:00.001-07:00

http://dontouchthat.ytmnd.com/

haha

Rammstein just released a new video

2009-09-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

and its composed of hardcore porn! crazy germans

http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

Black Dynamite may be my most anticipated movie since kill bill

2009-09-10T15:40:00.000-07:00

Has anyone seen this yet?

'Black Dynamite' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

its a movie about a black vigilante cleanin up the streets. Looks epicly amazing if i must say, plus its shot to look as if it was made in the 70s in true blaxploitation vintage

This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House

well, I finally did it

2009-09-10T15:38:00.000-07:00

at the advice of my favorite second cousin through marriage, matt abdo, I started a blog. Ill update it frequently with amazing links for you to click on. theyre usually of a perverse nature, as am I...fyi